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Nov
19

Miami… the long way around!!!

  Its a two hour journey on a bad day from the port of Puerto Quetzal in Guatemala to the capital city airport. Today it took three. I arrived nonetheless with two other entertainers with whom I had just spent

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Jul
15

“Person of Interest” …. Part Two

…… I took a deep breath and looked around me. There were about a dozen other passengers waiting on the tarmac as a tiny propeller plane pulled into view. I tried to weigh up my options but I was just

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Jul
15

“Person of Interest”…. Part One

I started to strip off as I usually do… at the airport obviously.. not just randomly in the street or anything. Removing my outer layers of clothing, watches, belts, the obvious accoutrements. The security were ultra clear and concise with

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Jul
10

Mykonos to Moscow… Mufasa and a Mad Man!

Departing the lovely Celebrity Equinox in Mykonos was bitter sweet. It had been one of those contracts that you know you will never forget. I was fortunate enough to work along an incredibly talented male vocalist by the name of

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May
21

Flights, Ferries and Fjords… the long way round!!!

I’ve seen some pretty obscure happenings on my travels over the years but the site of six Asian women with a full size kettle making cups of noodles in the Ladies toilets in Amsterdam airport yesterday has to be right

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Feb
25

…if I got airmails for taxi rides…part two

Maybe I did something really bad in a former life… but today yet AGAIN I am in a taxi from Puerto Limon to San Jose in Costa Rica. This is the second time in three weeks and I shall do

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Feb
21

…if I got air miles for taxi rides… part one

Today is certainly a ‘delirious with tiredness’ kind of day. Therefore its probably not the best choice to be writing a blog in my current state.Goodness knows what I’ll publish. I look like a hobo. I’m in an airport where

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Oct
11

***Special Edition Blog*** the inaugural ‘Celebrity Cruises signature British Open Golf cruise 2015’…. Jayne and Steve FINALLY get to work together!!

For those of you who are regular readers of my blog, you will attest to the fact that the content is ordinarily about the travel misdemeanours in which I find myself when flying from cruise ship to cruise ship for

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Oct
01

…Just another one of those days….

As I begin this ditty I am ascending above the city of Manchester on my incredibly delayed flight to Lisbon Portugal to join the fabulous Celebrity Silhouette. The Flight was due in to Lisbon at 2pm latest and now at

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Jul
07

Calamity Jayne

Sometimes theres nothing better than a good cry. And sometimes there are instances when you know you shouldn’t really cry and you can’t really help yourself. If you’re me that is… that happens… sometimes. Today was one of those times.